| my spring break: working & portland.
...and i'm super excited for portland. i get to FINALLY see my friends outside of school (like not worrying about school). that's what spring break is about right? no school and friends!
i wish i was rich though. i hate working in college. |
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"We laugh, but we love violence in this country, we like violence.We have those little violent tendencies. I'm not the only person, i know your like me when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman T-shirt, you just wanna shoot them in the chest. (Bough) And when they start to bleed go, 'I GUESS NOT.' Dont wear the shirt. Wear a shirt that says, 'I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate'. And i will not shoot you in the chest plate. Superbleeder. Hahaha, I called him Superbleeder." -Dane Cook |
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| "We all want to be remembered for something, and i was thinking, how can i be remembered for something? And then i suddenly realized you can do it on a normal basis. Even if it is one on one with people.
Like for example the other day, i saw a young boy and he was an eating ice cream cone, i ran up and smashed it into his face. I leaned in and said, 'You remember me FOREVER.' and i ran away.
'Cuz you know when he's fifty he's gonna be like, 'One day a man ran up to me, i did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes. He pointed and said, "You f*cking remember me FOREVER.'"
www.danecook.com
So hot. So funny. Buy immediatly. |
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| i skipped my class for the first time so far. uh oh
i'm freakin out.
haha i am babo |
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